Is Pokémon Go the New Killer Dating App?
First dates are awkward. What the heck are you supposed to talk about when you know only 300 characters about your date?...
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I Peed Standing Up for a Week. The Results Were Messy
I tinkled while the shower sprinkled. I probably peed on myself but cannot confirm. I pissed myself in ideal conditions....
How to Pass a Drug Test
For a time I dated a guy who liked to spend his weekends filling up Instagram with city photos of himself....
The Weirdest Job Openings in the Bay Area
July 2016 Edition....
The Most Pun-Filled Business Names in San Francisco
I might be the punniest person I know. Wordplay is my foreplay....
The Real Difference Between San Francisco and Oakland
I knew I’d become a city person the day I stepped around someone lying prostrate on the sidewalk and didn’t think twice about it....
Fifteen Things That San Franciscans Have in Common
Yes, we’re all different, but certain trends stick....
I Met God at the Berkeley Post Office
I was in line to buy a stamped envelope. The first of the month had come and gone, and I needed to mail my rent....
An Encounter with My Comic Book Hero
I couldn’t fucking believe it. My favorite cartoonist, Ron Crowes, was going to be in town to promote his new book, Crippling Void, which follows the lives and times of the Three Stooges....
A Spinster’s Guide to Where People Tell Me to Meet the Love of My Life
Well, that’s great, but I can’t help you. And — I hate to say it — no one can....
Dildo or Date? A Cost-Benefit Analysis
What’s more satisfying—getting pleasure from yourself or others?...
Weirdest Job Openings in the Bay Area
June 2016 Edition....