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The Going-Home-for-Thanksgiving Bingo Card

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Keith A. Spencer

Traveling back to one’s childhood home for Thanksgiving is a great opportunity to regress to teenage behavioral patterns, converse with relatives who hold wildly offensive political and social views, and realize just how much of a bubble you live in. (Or maybe they’re the ones living in a bubble. It’s unclear.)

In any case, we put together a bingo card to help make this stressful holiday a little more bearable. Instead of bottling up your rage over your aunt’s racist polemics, share your anger with this bingo card. If you get five in a row, you probably grew up in a red state.

Illustration: Kelly O'Grady. Design: Julia Barzizza.

Download a printable PDF here.

If you get a bingo, please dish in the comments.

And if you enjoyed and/or cringed at this, check out these other entries from our bingo card series:

The Burning Man Bingo Card
Print and share!
The Folsom Street Fair Bingo Card
Print, share and try not to get it wet

With writing help from Alysa Cisneros.

Last Update: November 26, 2019

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