By Molly Sanchez
Ah San Francisco, where rent is so high that 400+ sea lions have to share one dock!
Tomorrow will mark the 25th year the Sea Lions have camped out on Pier 39. They bark, they nap, and in that way they remind us of ourselves. The celebration of our mouthy neighbors starts tomorrow with free walking tours, “celebratory treats,” and discounts from local businesses. Below are some notable facts about these animals as they celebrate their silver anniversary in San Francisco.
Sea Lions Are Not Seals, Ok
They get really pissed off if you confuse them so it’s best to know the difference. Seals are more streamlined with few protruding body features. Their ears and genitals are tucked inside their bodies so they can glide through the water faster, a tactic they possibly learned from Michael Phelps. Also sea lions have big fins in front that help them walk, so if an animal is waddling towards you on flippers and you can see its ears, it’s a sea lion and you should probably move.
How the heck did they get here?
When two sea lions love each other very much … oh, you mean “how did they get to SF”? The Sea Lion Center of San Francisco says that they arrived here in 1989. Sea Lions do this thing called “hauling out” and if you didn’t picture sea lions dancing to “Roll Out” by Ludacris you’re not doing it right. Hauling out is when the animals look for spots to rest and get it on between bouts of swimming and hunting. The sea lion population increased here after the Loma Prieta earthquake when people started moving their boats away from the pier, thus leaving more space for the sea lions to hang.
But, like, how many sea lions are there in SF?
The number fluctuates based on migratory patterns and prey movements but at one point there were over a thousand sea lions chilling on the docks. Today there are 93 sea lions lounging, according to The Sea Lion Center. You can watch them on this live stream camera, you know, if your boss isn’t looking.
What should I get the sea lions for their anniversary?
The traditional 25th anniversary gift is silver, which luckily is the color of fish. If you don’t have barrels of fish just lying around your house, though, you can give them the gift of conservation instead and help keep their home safe and clean.
Hit me with some more more facts, woman
Sea lions have a lifespan of 20–25 years. Typical San Franciscans — napping away their twenties crammed into a small space.
Sea Lions are “opportunistic feeders” meaning that instead of feeding on one type of prey they will eat almost any prey available. It’s like that one friend who is a health nut but sometimes buys Jack in the Box because it’s late and it’s on their way home.
Male California sea lions can grow up to 800 pounds!
There are seven types of sea lions but California sea lions are said to be the most intelligent. They read a lot of Michael Chabon books and don’t own TVs.
Photos courtesy of Flickr user Laika ac
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