San Francisco Parks, Bars and Gutters for Your Quarter-Life Crisis
Screaming-approved spots...
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If Your Plants Could Talk
Musings from your potted friends...
Mission Burritos Are Great, but I Prefer the LA Burrito
Before you start screaming, hear me out...
Last-Minute, Slightly Inappropriate Halloween Costumes You Can Make at Home
The annual Halloween conundrum: you really want to go to all these Halloween parties, because costuming is a cathartic means of temporarily escaping the feeling of being a cog in a capitalist machine week after week, year after year — yet because you are said cog…...
Weirdest Job Openings in the Bay Area
October 2017 Edition...
Yoga Bum!
A future history of the Sit-Lie ordinance...
Your Guide for When to Use Despised Fonts — Part II
Seeing Papyrus get dragged on SNL inspired me to write this friendly guide detailing the only appropriate situations in which to use fonts that everyone hates....
I Went to See Insane Clown Posse in Oakland and Got Shamed on Twitter for It
Nothing like getting dragged on social media by tens of thousands of people...
Which Tastes Better—Blue Bottle or Coffee S**t Out by a Small Marsupial?
Sure, Blue Bottle is good, but can it compete with the Asian palm civet, renowned for its ability to improve the taste of coffee beans that pass through its digestive system?...
When Should You Talk to Your Kids about Trump?
Small children are ignorant, but so is the president....
In Defense of Papyrus: Your Guide for When to Use Despised Fonts
“SNL” mocked it, but like all hated fonts, it has its place in the design fabric of the universe...
All the Men from Literature You’ll Date in the Bay Area
It is, after all, a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a cup of noodle must be in want of a date....