How to Become LinkedIn Famous and Influence Millions
Rack up the views and join the modern-day Billionaire Boys Club...
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A Guide to Maintaining Your Manliness When Cold
Retain your body heat and your masculinity...
The 30 Dumbest Moments of the 2010s
Bath salts, Tide PODS, and Kim Kardashian’s oily butt gave us a real car crash of a decade...
Fun Facts for a Tense, Overly-Political Holiday Dinner Table
If your family meal gets tense, create a diversion...
Throw Your Engagement Rings into the Fires of Mount Doom—and Join Me on the Dark Side
It’s 2019, why are we still wearing them?...
10 People You Meet in an UberPool
Meeting your fellow San Franciscans can be…entertaining...
How Dating Men in Their 30s Compares to Dating Middle-School Boys
Spoiler: they’re very similar...
If You’re Going to Be a Sexual Predator, at Least Have the Decency to Be a Democrat About It
I know treating women like people is a lot to ask, but voting blue isn’t...
If San Francisco Neighborhoods Were Dogs
Who run the city? Dogs...
My British Accent Doesn’t Work Anymore
Becoming an American asshole — my personal Brexit...
5 Tips for Faking a Sick Day
Do’s and Don’ts from an expert...
Your Essential Guide to Startup Office Jargon
When someone asks you for ‘help,’ what they mean is that they want you to do it...