Trump’s inauguration may be making you kind of sad for our country. After all, the election of a reality-TV star, serial liar, third-rate businessman and trust-fund crybaby with no political experience and a penchant for spouting racist and sexist populism likely signals the death knell of the American Empire.
So that’s depressing. But sometimes you gotta laugh to keep yourself from crying. Which is why we put together a bingo card for the duration of the Trump administration — which, by the looks of it, might not really last that long. What will President Trump do? How much time will pass before the inevitable impeachment trial? If you get a bingo, we all lose. Especially if you hit that last square.

