In this series, we highlight some of our favorite recent job posts on Craigslist. If you have seen or, even better, responded to any interesting posts recently, please comment below!

One of the hot topics for every presidential candidate is job creation. Everyone from Hillary Clinton to clown candidates such as Donald Trump and even Vermin Supreme has ideas on how to put more Americans to work.

But if you look hard enough, you’ll find that there are plenty of jobs out there. Sure, most of the ones highlighted here are not steady jobs and may even be scams. But if you’re looking for work, check out the listings below. Who knows — maybe you’ll have a story to tell?

Start-Up Wants to Use Your Good Credit

What: Yet another start-up needs your help, this time to rent office space for them in exchange for clothes and equity in their company.

The Good: You have good credit, so you’re already winning. And if you’re like me, you could use some high fashion.

The Bad: You’re putting your credit in the hands of someone who has clearly made some bad moves. And even from a more reputable person, start-up equity is typically worth about … $0.00.

Cowabunga Cash

What: If you know how to make costumes, someone will heroes-in-a-half-shell out some cash for your work.

The Good: Leonardo leads. Donatello does machines.

The Bad: Raphael is cool but rude.

The Best: Michelangelo is a party dude.

Seeking Talented Fairies to Help in the Forest

What: Harvesting weed, described in so many words, including a 93-word poem.

The Good: The Giant, the Wizard and the Peacelock are clearly smoking and harvesting some good bud. They foreswear to pay you the utmost respect — and also money.

The Bad: You might be forced to endure more of these poems, but really, this sounds like a sweet gig if you’re the right fairy, sprite or dryad.

Still No Shortage of These Gigs

What: Go to this guy’s house, watch his “show,” and get $50.

The Good: We see a lot of these “Get paid to watch me **** *** **** * *** ******* and ******* ** **** with a **** *******” ads, but this time there are no spelling mistakes in the post, which is a first for this kind of thing.

The Bad: While the hourly rate is good, that he expects it to take 30–40 minutes makes you wonder what you might witness. My comparable one-man show takes about 15, without an audience.

American Pride

What: Model in a Team USA photo shoot, except it’s not really for Team USA, and you don’t have to be a model. Wear “America inspired” garb while some “photographer” does his work. Translation: you wear a red, white and blue bikini while he snaps pics on his three-year-old Android phone.

The Good: This is the closest you’ll ever come to representing your country. Make us proud!

The Bad: Females only. You think no one wants to see hot patriotic men? Let me find those pics of me in American-flag body paint.

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