St. Patrick’s Day in San Francisco has become a SantaCon-like shit show where the goal seems to be to get as hammered as possible in order to honor St. Patrick. (May we honor all saints in that way.) On St. Patty’s Day, locals follow the rainbow (a line of stumbling humans) to a series of bars for our annual pub crawl. There is no pot of gold at the end, but a hangover definitely awaits them on the other side.
Use this bingo card as you either watch or participate in America’s favorite Irish-ish holiday. If you get five in a row, leave the bar and go hide.
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