Most of the time, looking at penises turns me on. When I don’t have the real thing in my face, I sometimes peruse the Casual Encounters section of Craigslist. I browse with no intention of actually responding.
Once I saw an ad for a guy who would pay money for someone to berate him for having a tiny dick. (Which is actually a relatively common fetish, though paying for it might be less common.) It sounded easy enough. That made me think, are there others whom I would actually respond to? So I started browsing. And here’s what I discovered.
“Sniff Mine”
Sniff my leggings? Selling dirty underwear made Piper a mogul on Orange Is the New Black.
Seems Simple Enough
I can tie knots and need household chores done.
Now That’s Entertainment
He can shoot it into his own mouth? I’d watch that.
Sounds like a Show
I’d watch that too.
What a Feminist
This one had a picture of a woman busting out of a black lace bra with a pink bow that I happen to already own. Triple J cup, OMFG!
More Functions Than an Apple Watch
So many questions. Considering that he speaks three languages and lives in Hayes Valley, he may be a guy I’m already dating.
