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How to Explain Trump in One Ugly Sentence
As a politics writer, I often get texts from friends asking me to explain this or that political or social...
The Weirdest Things for Sale on Craigslist in the Bay Area This Week
Our “Weirdest Job Openings in the Bay Area” series has been really popular and fun to write. So this week...
The Legend of the Sunset Raccoon Man
The (theoretically) true story of the techie turned wild-animal whisperer...
What Non-Tech Workers Think Tech Jargon Means
It’s like a language everyone is speaking, but hardly anyone knows what it means...
Craigslist Casual-Encounters Ads I’d Consider Answering
Most of the time, looking at penises turns me on. When I don’t have the real thing in my...
The Trump Administration Bingo Card
Turn the Trump Administration’s foibles into a sick game, like he did with democracy...
Everything Will Be All Right in the End
2015–2021: A Brief History...
Here’s What People Outside of California Really Think About Living in the Bay Area
An article I wrote about dating outside my normal liberal bubble elicited some strong opinions about the Bay Area. If...
The Best of Humor Writing 2016
From children’s commentary on Burning Man to unnecessary bingo cards to techie skewerings, these are the humor articles that...
White-Elephant Gift Ideas for Liberals
Are you stressing over what to bring to yet another awkward holiday party gift exchange? If you live in a...
The Worst Star Wars Fan Fiction in the Universe
Get psyched for “Rogue One” by reminding yourself how fucking bizarre Star Wars fandom can be....